Goodness.

Charlotte Haze has died. Killed in a car accident. She found Humbert's secret diary, where he writes all his frustrations of having to deal with Charlotte herself, and all his yearnings and desires for little Lolita. She found it, realized he was a total pedophile out to get her daughter, with no intention of ever loving her, and FREAKED. As any person should really. So Charlotte tells him to get out of the house, and he goes up stairs to his room. While Humbert contemplates the dire situation he has gotten himself into, Charlotte goes to send three letters in the mail box down the street. One for Lolita, one an application to a new boarding school (hopefully away from Hummy the Pedophile), and one letter to Humbert himself. Unfortunately, on her way, she gets hit by a car, dragged some ways down the street, and dies. Which means that

HOLYMOTHEROFGOD, 
LITTLE DELORES IS GOING TO BE ALONE WITH HUMBERT. Who is a nymphet-loving pedophile for chrissake. Goodness.

Like, seriously, that's the worst situation ever to be in if your under the age of twelve. Little unsuspecting Lolita is so going to be taken advantage of by her ever-loving step-dad. I mean, Humbert is practically popping at the seams at the thought of finally being alone with his Lo. He's going to pick her up from her summer camp, and I can't wait to see what happens next.